A message from Anonymous
Shut the fuck up about 50 shades of grey. No one fucking cares
A reply from winchesterinengland

oh hun

let me just give you a quick run down of all the things wrong with this ask:

1-you assume i care what some asshole anon has to say when i have 300 pounds and i’m going kikass birthday shopping today

2-you assume id care about some asshole anon any other day of the year

3-i care about the 50 shades of grey thing. and whether you do or not is irrelevant to me because you are, after all, just an asshole anon

4- this is my blog and i’ll post whatever the fuck i want, if you cant take three fucking posts about something without turning into a soggy cum stained dishrag then i suggest you make use of that unfollow button because youre gross

5- lemme break this down for you

if you dont care about this 50 shades situation, you need to grow the fuck up and look at the facts

the fact is the book was so misinformed that all the practises about bdsm culture were ignored and shit all over.

he ignores the safeword

he legitimately rapes her

he never explains everything about bdsm culture to her, shes so misinformed its ridiculous

and all of this is going even more public than it already has and its being romanticised and released on valentines day 

like “happy valentines honey! i bought some ropes i dont actually know how to tie and a whip i dont actually know how to use and i’m going to just gloss over the fact you’re uncomfortable because that clearly doesnt matter!”

incorrect use of a whip can cause organ failure

incorrect knots used on wristst or feet can literally cause them to need to be amputated

its perpetuating rape culture in ways ive never seen it be advanced to this leve; and if you dont care then youre truly disgusting 

you dont care about the kids not fully understanding their sexuality being abused by older people who they think are totally allowed to do this shit?

you dont care about the people that will be raped because of this because hey apparently rape is sexy?

you dont care about the fact that the bdsm culture is, once again, being portrayed as people who are fucked up and must have been abused to be that way rather than normal people who enjoy a kink in their own homes?

you dont care about the fact that youre not supposed to bleed on your first time. ever. and now tons more girls are going to think that its completely normal? that tons more guys will? that tons of people are going to think its expected for the female to bleed when SHE WONT IF SHES BEEN SUFFICIENTLY TURNED ON AND STRETCHED ITS REALLY NOT THAT HARD

you dont care about the stereotype of subs not actually enjoying bdsm culture is being widespread? that all subs dislike it and simply have an ulterior motive?

you dont care about the underlying message of the book being “a woman should give everything, including herself, to a man”?

you dont care about all the people in abusive relationships that will think “oh well this must be normal then” and stay there?

christian grey is a run-of-the-mill abusive boyfriend. he isnt a dom. 

a dom loves his/her sub completely and the motto of bdsm is "safe, willing and sane" (or something like that anyone feel free to correct me)

it means that both partners have to be completely willing, with boundaries, safewords and everything worked out before they even think about touching eachother intimately. 

if something is a boundary, you dont fucking do it

that simple

if the safeword is used it stops. everything stops

that simple

a dom should treat his sub like a goddamn princess (unless they have prearranged and understand that he wont eg-pet play, slave play where anything outside of the bedroom is also in the same dynamic HOWEVER IT IS STILL CONSENSUAL SO IT IS STILL OKAY)

a dom is not christian grey

but millions of people are going to think he is and are going to think that thats the way bdsm should be and they’ll get involved in something very dangerous if they dont have the real facts.

that people will think its romantic because this shit is scheduled for valentines day  to treat your partner like shit, abuse her, and that what? getting them off absorbs you of all your shit? no. this is so fucking gross and im not taking a backseat when this shit happens

so in conclusion

literally fuck you, you insensitive fuck stain, this issue is so fucking important.

buckysexual:

saving-sgtbarnes:

myheartbelongstoabarricadeboy:

Important

Just one thing to add here: you do bleed the first time

Though that is true for a lot of people who lose their vaginal virginity, bleeding the first time is not actually ‘supposed’ to happen.

People with vaginas can give birth to a whole baby without bleeding (blood that comes out with the baby is actually the lining of the uterus).

Any vaginal bleeding from intercourse is cause by microtears, or even just full on tears in the vaginal lining. The causes of this are (a) insufficient lubrication (YES VAGINA-HAVERS YOU MAY HAVE TO USE LUBE AND I HIGHLY RECOMMEND DOING SO FOR YOUR FIRST TIME), (b) insufficient prep and foreplay, and (c) the vagina-haver was not aroused.

The great thing about vaginas is that they stretch, hence why vagina havers can give birth to whole babies without bleeding or tearing. The thing is, vagina-havers have to be aroused for the vagina to properly relax and become pliant and stretchy. That means blood has to be rushing south nice and good, and the lips and the clitoris will get all nice and swollen (yes, vaginas-havers have an ‘erection’ of sorts!), and everything gets nice and stretchy, so just lube up whatever is going inside and viola.

Though you may have bled your first time DOES NOT MEAN VAGINA-HAVERS HAVE TO BLEED THE FIRST TIME. That is a myth connected to another myth about the hymen, which is perpetuated by a severe lack of real sex ed, brought on by the patriarchy tbqh. It’s another thing that scares cis girls away from touching themselves, from feeling pleasure. Cis girls think that sex will be painful (like we’re taught that vaginal sex hurts the first few times), we’re told we will bleed.

Not only does this myth scare cis girls from having sex and feeling pleasure and exploring our sexuality, it also lets others off the hook for making ‘the first time’ feel good.

SERIOUSLY VAGINA-HAVERS, UNLESS YOU HAVE A HEALTH CONDITION, OR YOU ARE VERY SMALL AND WHATEVER OBJECT YOU ARE INSERTING IS VERY LARGE YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BLEED THE FIRST TIME.

BLEEDING YOUR FIRST TIME HAVING VAGINAL SEX IS NOT A REQUIREMENT.

I will repeat, you can give birth without bleeding (and the method to this is actually getting aroused btw). If it is possible to give birth without bleeding, it is ridiculous that vagina-havers bleed their first time having vaginal intercourse. 

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BLEED YOUR FIRST TIME.

YOU DO NOT.

IT IS NOT A REQUIREMENT.

THAT IS A LIE AND A MYTH THAT WAS STARTED BY SHIT JUST LIKE 50 SHADES OF GREY. IT WAS STARTED BY PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T WANT GIRLS HAVING SEX.

It is a myth. Coz if you ask anyone ‘why do girls bleed their first time’, most people will say ‘oh that’s the hymen tearing’ WHICH IS NOT THE CASE AT ALL THE HYMEN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH VAGINAL VIRGINITY.

Any bleeding that happens during vaginal intercourse is microtearing in the vaginal tissue. Which is a sign of not enough lube and not aroused enough. 

Just….

IF YOU HAVE A VAGINA, YOU DO NOT NEED TO BLEED YOUR FIRST TIME. YOUR FIRST TIME DOESN’T HAVE TO HURT. IT IS A FLAT-OUT LIE IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU THAT YOU WILL BLEED AND IT WILL HURT.

BECAUSE IT DOESN’T HAVE TO.

sourcedumal:

YAAAAAASSS THEY ARE HITTING IT TOO HARD I LOVE IT

iguanamouth:

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i read that as lions

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remember who you are

postgenderfemmerobot:

first word of your first tumblr url and the last word of your current url = your superhero name

SeniorSnot Boy
"rebelliously inconveniencing the elderly"

mrshudsoniamnotgay:

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

the pizza guy spelled domino’s wrong

h-a-r-p-o:

Also let’s remember that Nickelodeon’s current VA directing staff is garbage. I’m sure they treat Tom with respect because come on he’s Tom Fucking Kenny.

But let’s remember how Nickelodeon treated Gabriel Iglesias when they asked him to do Voiceover.

lordbape:

straight men still pretending they don’t know and can’t recognize if another guy is handsome in 2013

A message from Anonymous
You know, I watch Sherlock, but I'm not really in the fandom. I more stay in SPN or DW territory. What goes on with that fandom that's so bad?

ahhh welll… it’s kind of hard for me to put into words, but they can be pretty immature and condescending and rabid, like they think Sherlock is the best thing ever without flaw and if you don’t like it or criticize it they scream and freak out. I love Johnlock but they can kind of… fetishize it or something, take it to extremes that make me uncomfortable sometimes. I feel like they make Sherlock a bit too sexual in some ways, considering he seems pretty asexual and that shouldn’t just be ignored or “fixed”. 

not to say that this is all of the fandom, it’s just that part that’s the loudest and strikes you the most. there are plenty of fans who are very respectful, calm, intelligent, and just genuinely enjoy the show. they’re probably the older fans and the crazy ones are probably immature teenage girls. there’s a similar faction of the spn fandom who is super immature and screams and ships in ways that makes everyone else uncomfortable, it might just be a bit worse in the Sherlock fandom. 

chelseawelseyknight:

agentrodgers:

voxnihilo:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

a-sensible-pantsuit:

agentrodgers:

childhood-antiquity:

agentrodgers didn’t like how I made my sandwich.

you put jelly on one side of the bread and peanut butter on the other. that’s an abomination and at least I know how to make a proper sandwich

How else would one make a pb&j? Like do you put them on the same slice of bread? I am so confused?

She should show us how to make one since she is just SOOOOO GOOD!!!!!!

OKAY KIDS RYAN’S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE A PB&J SANDWICH

first you need your two slices of bread but as opposed to putting the peanut butter on one side, like some kind of animal, you’re going to put it on both

next you can slap your jelly of choice on and spread that shit it

now you can put the bread together and bag the sandwich for a meal later on

by making the sandwich like this, it stops the jelly from seeping through one side of the bread and making it all soggy when you eat it. I had to pack my lunch through the majority of school and that means having the sandwich sit in a bag for a solid 5 hours before I get to eat it and if you only put the jelly on one side, it’s going to bleed through the bread and be nasty but the peanut butter creates a buffer so it’s in prime condition

Dude black widow showed me how to make a sandwich

You’re welcome, citizen

oh my god

monicalewinsky1996:

Trigger warning: Breakfast

theyingyangway:

puddincakes:

theyingyangway:

Today is Aug. 1st 2014.

Most people:

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Supernatural people:

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I only looked at the gifs, I thought he was trying to ward off the High School Musical gang… 

well, yes, that too

rhydonmyhardon:

1nd2rd3st:

every creature is beautiful and deserves to be treated with respect. except for mosquitoes. mosquitoes can all go to hell.

and wasps. FUCK wasps

wasps are immensely loose ginourmous assholes

azogthekingofflowers:

221cbakerstreet:

Thorin’s motivations in The Hobbit movie: deep, meaningful destiny to reclaim ancestral homeland

Thorin’s motivations in The Hobbit book: 

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weloveshortvideos:

Racist lady gets a hose down