lesushhh:

This will forever be adorable

whocouldeverloveabeast3:

brandnewswastikas:

What To Do If Somebody Knocks On The Bathroom Door While You Are Using The Toilet

  • Say “I’m pooping”
  • Knock back
  • Shriek loudly
  • Nothing
  • Say “I need an adult”
  • Say “Nobody is in here, please come in” 
  • Ask “Did you hear that?”
  • Cuss
  • Threaten to poop on the toilet seat if they knock again 
  • Make kissing noises

Dying 😂

So I…

the-winnowing-wind:

Went up to Bryan Fuller after the panel with my best puppy dog kicked face and asked.

"Bryan, can I just ask, will Hannibal miss Will?"

And he made this oh, honey face, put his hand on my shoulder and said. “Oh, yes. Desperately. Desperately.”

OMG THAT IS ALL I FUCKING NEEDED

jaclcfrost:

a list of emotions i feel frequently

  • no
  • fall out boy
  • 4 am
  • lying face down on the floor
  • no shirt
  • what

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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A message from Anonymous
hi gorgeous would you be willing to check out some blogs?
A reply from ahegao-intensifies

I’m pretty busy with some adult stuff

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dajo42:

"you have nice bone structure" can either mean "i find you aesthetically pleasing" or "you will be a strong warrior in the skeleton war"

maximumbuttitude:

maxofs2d:

r.i.p. giant french buttplug

may you go on to plug the great ass in the sky

maximumbuttitude:

maxofs2d:

r.i.p. giant french buttplug

may you go on to plug the great ass in the sky

Antoine Triplett + funniest lines

extrabigrnac:

them victorians getting hella turnt

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unclefather:

Fuck this baby

unclefather:

Fuck this baby

chucklestheboywonder:

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY EVERYTIME I SEE IT

chucklestheboywonder:

WHY DOES THIS MAKE ME SO HAPPY EVERYTIME I SEE IT

vaigh:

theycallhimcake:

* what happens when your artist friends show you stuff

DUDE. This is probably one of the most accurate and humorous things I’ve seen…

1o17:

volanus:

Talking to straight boys part 2

U done yet