What To Do If Somebody Knocks On The Bathroom Door While You Are Using The Toilet
- Say “I’m pooping”
- Knock back
- Shriek loudly
- Say “I need an adult”
- Say “Nobody is in here, please come in”
- Ask “Did you hear that?”
- Threaten to poop on the toilet seat if they knock again
- Make kissing noises
Went up to Bryan Fuller after the panel with my best puppy dog kicked face and asked.
"Bryan, can I just ask, will Hannibal miss Will?"
And he made this oh, honey face, put his hand on my shoulder and said. “Oh, yes. Desperately. Desperately.”
OMG THAT IS ALL I FUCKING NEEDED
a list of emotions i feel frequently
- fall out boy
- 4 am
- lying face down on the floor
- no shirt
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
I’m pretty busy with some adult stuff
"you have nice bone structure" can either mean "i find you aesthetically pleasing" or "you will be a strong warrior in the skeleton war"